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Funny Pick Up Lines for Guys
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next boyfriend.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material?
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.
Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Hi, how was heaven when you left it?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
I’ve got the buns, do you have the hot dog?
Do you have a napkin? You’re making me wet
Want to give me an Australian kiss. It’s like French kissing but you’re going down under
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!
Are you a taxidermist? OK, wanna try stuffing my pussy anyway?
Are you a candle, because I wanna blow you
How many women can you handle?
My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?
Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.
You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?
You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill
If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
I know why they are calling it a beaver because I am dying for some wood
Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?
I hear you’ve been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back. TC mark