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How I Met Your Mother Pick Up Lines by Barney Stinson
When I get sad, I stop being sad.. and I be awesome instead. True Story.
This.. what you’re doing here – is giving me a de-rection
I feel like I’ve done so much good I have a “soul boner”
Barney alllllwaaaysss gets the yes!
I physically cannot take bad pictures. I don’t know why. Just ask God.
I’m Barney, I don’t get smitten. I smite.
With great penis comes great responsibility
Believe it or not, I wasn’t always as awesome as I am today.
Barney is single… it’s what America has been clamoring for!
You’re the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.
It’s gonna be legend-… wait for it… (and I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is) DAIRY!