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Was your mother a beaver? ‘Cause damn!
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore — my face should be among them.
It’s handy that I have my library card because I’m totally checking you out.”
Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!
Do you work at Subway? ‘Cause you just gave me a foot-long.
Hey, girl. Are you German? ‘Cause I wanna be Ger-man!
I hear you’re looking for a stud. Well, I’ve got the STD and all I need is you.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is outta control!
Do you have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.
Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.
If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
I’ve lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?
You must be a parking ticket, because you have fine written all over you.
Sorry, but you’re going to have to leave. You’re making everyone else look ugly.
Hey girl, let me tie those shoes. I’m not letting you fall for anyone else.
Are you Jamaican, because Jamaican me nervous.
Are you a magician? Because when I have a look at you, you make everyone else disappear!
Feel my shirt. Do you know what it’s made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material.
What’s on the menu, you ask? ME-N-U
Other than being sexy as hell, what do you do for a living?
Damn, how can you be hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
I’m thirsty, and guess whose body is 75% water?
You must work at Starbucks, because I dig you a latte.
Addicted to yes; allergic to no. What do you say?.
Girl, they should take away your license, because you’re driving me crazy.
It’s a good thing I’m wearing gloves, because you’re too hot for me to handle.
Is your mom a chicken? Because you’re eggcellent.
You can call me Shrek, because I’m head ogre heels in love with you.
Can you pass me an inhaler? Because you just took my breath away.
You must be a tower? Because eiffel for you.
You should be called Wifi. Because I’m starting to feel a real connection.